I remember having a teacher who, when you asked, “Can I go to the bathroom?” would always answer, “Of course you can; you’re physically capable of it. The question is, ’MAY you.’”
I’m reminded of the old joke about someone learning to drive and the instructor tells them to step on the brake, “is that the one on the left?” “Right. . .”
rekam Premium Member over 2 years ago
Spoken English can get very confusing sometimes.
angelolady Premium Member over 2 years ago
Fiber Bombs cereal.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 2 years ago
“Who’s on first?”
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
I think that the kid is trying to drive his mother crazy on purpose.
Acworthless over 2 years ago
This is in the same vein as:
“There’s a bunch of cows!”
“Herd.”
“What?”
“Herd. Herd of cows.”
“Of course I heard of cows. I just said there’s a bunch of them!”
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Frustration rumbling inside……
MS72 over 2 years ago
La, a note to follow sew, …
Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago
“So what?” “Sew buttons.” I think that’s a joke from the 1940s.
HOTLOTUS1 over 2 years ago
herd of cows. oh cow herd. what do I care what a cow herd
Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sometimes male horses make the best mudders. If a horse doesn’t eat his fodder, he might die.
ctolson over 2 years ago
Who’s on first?
Alverant over 2 years ago
Third base!
Wren Fahel over 2 years ago
I remember having a teacher who, when you asked, “Can I go to the bathroom?” would always answer, “Of course you can; you’re physically capable of it. The question is, ’MAY you.’”
patlaborvi over 2 years ago
I’m reminded of the old joke about someone learning to drive and the instructor tells them to step on the brake, “is that the one on the left?” “Right. . .”
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“What’s your name?”
“Sy.”
“Sy?”
“Si.”
“And your sister?”
“Sue.”
“What does she do?”
“Sew.”
“Sew?”
“Si.”
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wow, I didn’t know Hammie was that smart.
kab2rb over 2 years ago
I know suppose to be a funny strip, yet mom should state yes to Hammie’s question or spell the word sew.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 2 years ago
Reminds me why I never laughed at “Who’s On First.”
The Quiet One over 2 years ago
You made it harder than it had to be Wanda.
arlenek55 over 2 years ago
She should have said let me show you how to do it.
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
Wanda really meant “I’ll sew the button on your shirt if you leave it on the table.”
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
Who’s on first?
willkepley over 2 years ago
3rd Base!
Dgwphotos over 2 years ago
Third base!
Resident Master Plumber over 2 years ago
Hey I’m not thr only Abbott and Costello fan here.
riff raff about 2 years ago
cmon, hammie, you can sew, remember that one arc
leopardglily over 1 year ago
Come on Wanda, don’t be “sew” picky.