Herman by Jim Unger for February 22, 2022

Did she gain 2 pounds the previous 2 months?

Where did you lose the weight. In your big toe.

Don’t expect him to help you find them again.

Try losing the attitude first. It’s far uglier than the extra poundage.

If you base your happiness upon other people’s appreciation of you, expect constant disappointment.

Her weight often varies by more than twice that on most days.

When I notice a change in your gravitational constant I’ll let you know.

She’s still got a lot of ugly pounds to lose, since they are busy reading the newspaper.

He will notice when he’s huffing and puffing and whining for her to wait up.

No one will notice 2 pounds. Twenty pounds, maybe

The point is on top of her head.

It’s two for two Tuesday also 2022-02-22.

Do it for yourself and no one else!

When you quit grabbing my fries at the burger joint – I’ll notice.

It’s not lost…she has only misplaced 2 pounds…

He can hear it in your beautiful voice…

I lost two pounds yesterday! Unfortunately I will gain three back tomorrow. I fluctuate 5 lbs up and down over a week.

That ’s a drop in a humongous bucket.

I easily lose that much before rising from the toilet.

Keep up the good work and come back in three years…..,

Look behind you, you’ll find them.

Half that weight loss was a haircut.

Turn around. I think I found your two pounds.