MythTickle by Justin Thompson for February 11, 2022

I’m sure there are plenty who love the Pub already.

“He did it. He missed the barn!”

Nothing like a burning pub to get people excited…….

Daniel Jackson: “Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.”

Colonel O’neil: “Sex, drugs, and rock ’n roll?”

So Cupid is both a demon and blind?

I was wondering why Cupid was shown to be blind… then the song lyrics hit me:

“Any time, any day

You can hear the people say

That love is blind

Well, I don’t know but I say love is kind"

D’oh!

Cupid needs a bat-based guidance system for his arrows.

Hathor’s got some sexy—wait for it—calves.

mew is gonna be pissed

Hathor at one point went crazy and was about to destroy the world until she quaffed her bloodlust with literal blood beer.

Hathor is cute as heck!

And that’s the True Story of how “pubs” (public houses) got their name!

Save the kegs! Save the kegs!

There’s lots of love for a wee dram

And, that was the night the song “Ring of Fire” was written.

Love is a burning thing. And it makes a fiery ring.