Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 24, 2022

And yet you’re as thin as paper. How do you do it?

It’s the preservatives.

I’ve always wondered why he wears a hat and sunglasses inside the space ship.

Next: Zombie Cliff!

See folks? Don’t worries about all these calories and days counting nonsenses. They is just clickbaits that keep getting published over and over again by panicmongering paid media. Eats and enjoys life. Happiness and laughter improves health and extends life. Panic kills. That’s the simple secret to life, folks.

As he’s in space station, is he now officially SPAAACE GHOOOST?

Well, at least now Cliff doesn’t need to worry about what he eats.

He should stay away from the CDC website.

RIP Cliff.

It’s good for me I don’t do hot dogs very often. Sausage dogs and chicken dogs sometimes, but hot dogs with all that waste byproduct in them, nah.

That explains the smell…

We should all be so lucky.

You can make up for it by flossing, Cliff

Great Galaxies!

He’s too stupid to lay down.

Yet another waste of money study

My father ate a pretty normal American diet, which is to say, full of the “bad” stuff. He lived to be 94. My older sister was a vegetarian and died at 51 of a brain tumor. Like I said in yesterday’s comments – it’s 90% genes and luck.

The fallacy of averages versus extrema.

Shouldn’t have done the math.

That’s kinda what I predicted yesterday.

Brewster: You look great for your age.

So? Keith Richards died 30 years ago, and it hasn’t slowed him down yet.

more like 23 years ago

Ah! I thought I was feeling a tad run down.