To bear the grunt of it all, the kid bared his tousch, and ran from a diaper change, on to a crabby, cantankerous old codgers, lawn, only to end up, head first in a massive, teeth laden, chamber of grit, “bearing down” jaws of a massive bear…..
This actually happened in PA in a park…a black bear actually ate a child while camping….=~{
Do we have to look at some bare-assed kid? C’mon, bear! Eat faster! Swallow your food! See, you’ve made the Old Fart apoplectic! And he’s no Clint Eastwood, believe me!
*Hot Rod* almost 3 years ago
Does a bear Doo Doo twice in the same location?
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That kid’s got a lot of cheek.
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
I think the kid’s gonna go along with whatever the bear decides.
Sun almost 3 years ago
Bear scat, Scat brat
*Hot Rod* almost 3 years ago
Pop belly bear will spit the kid out.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…and the blood-infused entrails! I want them GONE!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
To bear the grunt of it all, the kid bared his tousch, and ran from a diaper change, on to a crabby, cantankerous old codgers, lawn, only to end up, head first in a massive, teeth laden, chamber of grit, “bearing down” jaws of a massive bear…..
This actually happened in PA in a park…a black bear actually ate a child while camping….=~{
Linguist almost 3 years ago
The bear said kids taste just like chicken!
Radish... almost 3 years ago
Riding bare back home.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…ha ha ha…
…that Stan Lee, still the king of the cameo…
…I see one bare bottom and one bear front…
…let’s bring out the booze my friend and let’s keep dancing…
…I’m not on the lawn…
…the bear is…
…bear butt naked…
…it’s a quirk in the Matrix…
…he tastes just like chicken…
Ninette almost 3 years ago
Ranger Smith (ret.) never found peace. Old fans and lookie-loos were a constant annoyance.
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
Maybe it’s just me,
but is “You” the nickname for YOUkraine ..?
Jml58 almost 3 years ago
Hey bear, that kid is not a picnic basket.
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
There goes the neighborhood.
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
Hey kid! I don’t think that’s how you eat gummi bears.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Relax, relax. It’s just a Jonathan Swift/George Orwell mashup.
InquireWithin almost 3 years ago
Give that man some Thorazine.
No, not for him, for the bear!
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
Da Blog: ME-OW …!
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Do we have to look at some bare-assed kid? C’mon, bear! Eat faster! Swallow your food! See, you’ve made the Old Fart apoplectic! And he’s no Clint Eastwood, believe me!
FLIGHT SUIT almost 3 years ago
R.I.P. to this formerly pristine lawn, now marred by blood and gore.
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
The Ford Torino is in the garage, I bet.