Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 01, 2022

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    kdizzle  almost 3 years ago

    And then there’s that matter of being underage and using his brother’s ID. This kid’s headed to the joint.

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    bitsy twill  almost 3 years ago

    I guess it didn’t occur to him to stop taking bets? Or to ask for the cash up front and pay out winnings?

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    Gil-doh!  almost 3 years ago

    P4 “Did you come up one chromosome short in the gene pool…Jami, is that you?”

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    Gil-doh!  almost 3 years ago

    P2 “He got a real purty mouth, aint he?”

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    bearwku82  almost 3 years ago

    P1- Gil must have gotten into Mimi’s Oil of Olay. He has the looks of a lean, mean coaching machine.

    P2- Stroking the chin of the Gilfather like your favorite bird dog is not the formula of winning friends and influencing others.

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    chiphilton  almost 3 years ago

    Will this little incident affect Pranit’s playing time?

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    jslabotnik  almost 3 years ago

    I’d say that pretty much makes you a bookie. Just a stupid one.

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    The Pro from Dover  almost 3 years ago

    C’mere Gilpa give me a little kiss and Ill stroke you under the chin some more.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    At this point, Gil is afraid this kid will have his job in no time!!

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    artegal  almost 3 years ago

    If this isn’t grounds for getting tossed off the team, I don’t know what is.

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    Irish53  almost 3 years ago

    P 2.5: “…why didn’t you ask coach Kaz?…he’s actually bigger than Gordon…”

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    jslabotnik  almost 3 years ago

    No, I didn’t ask Gordon to bounce them around, I asked him to smack their kneecaps with a tire iron

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    Mr Reality  almost 3 years ago

    Look Coach ,I asked Big Ken Brown to make the payments happen but nothing happened ,so I asked Gordon. Well that makes sense to me now. Thanks Coach !

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    hifirick1953  almost 3 years ago

    Go to drawing in P2. Gil likes to be tickled

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    hifirick1953  almost 3 years ago

    How much could he be owed?? 20 kids maybe $10 each. Maybe $20. Why would he place a second bet for someone who has not paid for his first? I know he is in a dry spell, but he is a betting genius.

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    dadjo  almost 3 years ago

    I’m pretty sure Pranit has locked up a fairly high seeding in the March Madness of Gil Thorp’s Most Annoying Characters.

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    twainreader  almost 3 years ago

    P-1: No charge, just like those book things. I’m kind of a lending librarian.

    P-2: Just like Gordon, Pranit misses his Kung Fu lung from across the room.

    P-3: Sing: “He’s just a goon, so don’t say no.”

    P-4: Here, I can solve your collection issues. Next time you see the chubby kid, take I’m in the men’s room have him face the mirror and read this. (Pranit thought balloon: Hmm, “Candyman,… Candyman,…Cabdyman.” Huh?)

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    metals24  almost 3 years ago

    I haven’t seen Gil this mad since he went home and saw Pedro cleaning the pool in December.

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    WMF1958  almost 3 years ago

    Red Forman….we need you!

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    Mopman  almost 3 years ago

    Poor Pranit, he had to crouch all uncomfortable to be able to squeeze into P1. But then he gets to deliver the classic Whigham huge hand in that “come hither” position. And speaking of hither, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is hither the following link (I’m pretty sure that is a horrible use of the word hither):

    https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

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