Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 10, 2022

What’s your name again?…..

Keep it up and you won’t know yourself.

When you get pulled over by the police. Try to have your Driver’s License and other forms of ID match each other.

i keep hoping someone will steal my identity, but no takers so far…

I think the parental admonition is, "You can be ANYTHING you want to be, " not anyone. No wonder he turned to crime, he had dumb parents.

With the power vested in me (and in my vest), I dub this comic as the best comic of the day!

It was either becoming an actor or The Great Imposter…

I only know the last four digits of my social security

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

Cash only for him.

I recently had an identity theft issue. The perpetrator hasn’t been identified, but when that does happen, I’ll be explaining how self-flagellation is not illegal.

I wanted to be a millionaire but it didn’t work out that way…

Methinks if I ever wanted to change my name, it would be: Joe Btfjplk.

Funny!

Cosmo might benefit from identity theft!

I was sure he was going to say “that’s why I went into the witness protection program.”

Sp,eone tried to steal my identify but once they got a look at my credit report they gave it right back.