Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 02, 2022

A real horse would probably die from eating paper like this. Colic and stomach problems are death for them.

Now, if Lucy was a goat Danae’s plan might actually work.

Like a RNC behind the scenes

This story arc smacks of Calvin & Hobbes!!!

The Trump Disciples will never get this one.

Because what the cartoon refers to never happened. Got that?

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And anyway, It’s OKAY If A Republican Does It!

Count on the teacher to have a copy of them all.

Do teachers still send paper reports home with their students? I would think an email directly to the parent’s account would be more likely to reach its desired target, as well as keeping an electronic archive if needed.

Coming from a child this makes sense. Coming from an adult, much less so. :)

Someone is going to make this political.

Useful to have history both ways.

If the “tourists” that showed up at the Capitol on January 6th were Muslims and Mexicans and LGBTQ, would it still be Legitimate Political Discourse?

That’s Danae – flailing at phantoms of her own making.

Does the National Archive keep my permanent records from school?

She needs a goat.

Well, on a related note to what little miss Nixon is doing there, do they still tape White House Oval office conversations? Just asking for a friend.

And what’s truly sad is that the “adults” that inspired this excellent bit of satire really think that their lame and nonsensical claims of “Legitimate Political Discourse” to explain away the multiple felonies committed by their followers during the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol, as well as the former “president” of the United States illegally stealing classified documents in an attempt to hide his guilt and corruption, are actually believed by anyone with an I.Q. higher then their shoe size!

I remember now. In my grade school we called these notes “White slips”. I think I got 2

She’s going to make a very dishonest politician…

I know it’s reality, but aren’t the notes supposed to be signed by the parents and returned to the teacher?

Why does a female horse have a male 5-o-clock shadow?

Horses can’t be housebroken. Who would want one living in their bedroom?

A “Papers to Pooh” program exists at Mar-a-Lago. Lots of Ex-Lax being delivered.

This is trumpism!

This could be the beginning of the new “my horse ate my homework”.

Can they have these be spun off into a separate strip so NS can be single-panel only?

“Argues well with others.”

I can think of another place Danae could stuff them…and they wouldn’t have to go through her entire intestinal tract either….