Close to Home by John McPherson for March 14, 2022

Uhmm, ok…??

Bleeb causing mischief.

Oh I get it, he Farts, she Darts….Happy couple.

Cupid she ain’t!

~~ Think, Bob, Think!! What did the therapist say about subtext?? ~~

Boy you need to pay more attention to your woman

One month after Valentine’s day, and Cupid isn’t around.

That sums up a lot, doesn’t it?

Bleeb has his own book?

Do-it-yourself suction cup therapy?

Sometimes she feels like she’d like to shoot her husband, but she really doesn’t want to kill him. This may be the safest way for her now (to deal with her aggressive feelings).

Where can I buy that book?

Kind of a peculiar way to give a hickey.

Hmmm. Whatever turns you on, I guess.

She doesn’t have a headache, he does.

Bleeb watch out for the dust bunnies and monsters that live under the bed. And can you sign a copy of your book for me? PLEASE…

why does he have to read his autobiography?

Obviously fiction—no woman would use toy darts!

Be happy it’s a toy gun….

Definition : Bleeb. A really annoying, stupid or idiotic person

Imagine if this were reversed.

I don’t get it! Oh wait! It must be because he’s… and the darts are…

… nope, still don’t get it.

Bleeb is all smiles.

Is there a gag here?

And this answers the question from a few weeks ago as to McPherson acknowledging Bleeb’s name, as well as hinting that he may read the comments here.

She is craving for some affection!

Caption to be supplied tomorrow. Stay tuned! (or not)

That’s a big book. Bleeb must have quite a story!

A bleeb is A really annoying, stupid or idiotic person. Sounds like the wife since she’s shooting him with darts. Or him and he has to read a book about it? Working too hard to find the humor here.

Bleeb hater?

I guess this is bring your own caption day. Sorry, too much work for a Monday.

I’ll provide the caption.

Barbara had been telling Dan for weeks to stop reading the Bleeb stories out loud.

I want that book!

And look! Bleeb is there to do the audiobook version live!

Unfortunately, he only does it in Bleeb-ese.

I think she wants attention, but I could be wrong. At least the darts have suction cups instead of arrow heads …

Cupid’s arrows mustn’t have worked