Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 21, 2022

Flo…..that’s a gotcha!

Oooo, that’s gotta sting. He should check his food closely for traces of saliva.

Tip: don’t p*** off your waitperson…

I’ve stayed young all these years. Maybe Roz hasn’t.

I will be attending my 40 year high school class reunion this year. But she wasn’t one of our teachers, either.

Bye bye Confidence, see you later, NOT

There is a checkered history in there somewhere. And he is wearing a reminder of it too.

Ouch!!

‘Traces of saliva’ will be the nicest thing he would find in his food—-if it is a condition that is eatable ! ! ! !

My 47th class reunion is this year. Some of our teachers are still alive.

Slap him!

I did that @ my 20th high school reunion. An older woman said I had been in her class. Happily, before I could ask what class she had taught, she went on to say we had sat near each other. I choked on the cheap wine they were serving.

Nothing like an old joke to stir up classroom memories

Duck people sure don’t show their age…

Took me a second but oh man! He’ll be wearing his lunch!

Ouch!

She hasn’t aged a day in the last 21 years.

Not looking for a date with her it seems….

I usually find that situation reversed. people who were pipsqueaks when I had them in Jr Hi but are now 6’3" 280lbs come up to me and ask if I know who they are. (fat chance) (I usually have the least trouble remembering the troublemakers)

If looks could kill, he would be one dead duck!