On various family events I can handle five burners and the oven at once. It just takes some experience… And no offers from help from well-meaning individuals who require a cooking lesson. I can do five burners and an oven at once if I don’t have to tell you how to make roux or blanch asparagus while I’m cooking.
GreasyOldTam almost 3 years ago
No wonder Pam is so slender.
FreihEitner Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And don’t forget to mention that at minimum two other people will add additional front burner tasks to your metaphorical stove.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
So did Pam experience this trauma metaphorically?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Put all your problems in one pot and stew over it.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I never metaphor I didn’t like.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 3 years ago
Turn down the heat.
pcolli almost 3 years ago
Cliff will eat it.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Must have been taking cooking lessons from Flo.
Differentname almost 3 years ago
In a world of microwave ovens, there are no back burners!
kgs almost 3 years ago
If you can’t stand the heat, Sit back and have a cold one…
LawrenceS almost 3 years ago
On various family events I can handle five burners and the oven at once. It just takes some experience… And no offers from help from well-meaning individuals who require a cooking lesson. I can do five burners and an oven at once if I don’t have to tell you how to make roux or blanch asparagus while I’m cooking.
gantech almost 3 years ago
I taught Pam everything she knows.
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Now I’m hungry
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
ka-chef boyardee
kirico almost 3 years ago
A decent analogy :-)
Radish... almost 3 years ago
Grease fire, so you’re saying Cliff was involved?
BlueIris Premium Member almost 3 years ago
So much for our “paperless” future! Pam’s teeming with paper and old-fashioned file cabinets! :)
tripwire45 almost 3 years ago
I guess the kids eat fast food a lot.
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
You don’t burn food if you use a wood-burning microwave.
Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
Obvi not simmer
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
Sounds like Pam needs some help with her multitasking.
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
I’m so glad I’m retired.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
I bet this is why the Instant Pot was invented. :)
stamps almost 3 years ago
Sorry, you’ve been chopped.