B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 15, 2022

Prune tree?

Looks like evolution has gone into reverse.

Relax. The roots can’t be all that deep.

At least it didn’t come with a turtle.

As they say, no man is an island. But sometimes Loch Nessie’s are an island.

Little fungus growth problem there.

Yeah don’t stay in there too long—your palms get wrinkly!

Could have been worse…could have had castaways on it!

good thing no one mistook him for an island or he’d have someone riding with him.

He gets free coconuts now

Finally – a new twist on the tiny island with one coconut tree routine!

So, in this case, it is a dessert island!

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

Now I know how that island got ten miles to a gallon of water. It had the Buick dynaflow transmission.

Sure, but now unless you water that tree daily it will die, then what will you do for shade?

That tree is an apalmination.

You’ve become a clique.

The stories of Sindbad the Sailor include the giant sea turtle that has trees growing on its back that sailors mistake for an island – until it suddenly turns over and dives, wrecking the ships and drowning the men…

He has a plant disease… he’s a blooming idiot.

He is a rock, he is an Iiiiland.

Well, we was taking his lunch with him.

So that’s how evolution works!

Maybe coconuts ought to be excluded from his diet.