Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 08, 2022

I only know what Phoebe is talking about because she jogged my memory. The fact that she can keep track of all these things astounds me.

Bring out the soft! ( If you play Final Fantasy, you get it)

She’ll make a fine lawn ornament

I’m unfamiliar with Svatálfars. Is it Nordic?

Ah. So it’s sort of like how many rabbits are named George.

Phoebe: “The band for the party is here. Let’s all rock! ….. No …… Marigold! Don’t take that literally!”

Anything named Steve is powerful. It’s the law.

Careful there Phoebe… you shouldn’t hold onto Marigold’s leg like that – what if she’s been turned into a brittle rock and you pull her leg off?!

If you ever wondered if Mari could get stoned, here’s your answer!

i never can tell unicorns named steve apart… :P :D

All Steves look the same. Sorry if that’s not “woke” enough for the snowflakes.

No One Steve Limit in this strip, then!

No one likes Steve, but everyone loves Steve.

Now I’m wondering if there’s another planet named Bob. See “Titan A.E. for Details.”

Perhaps The Druun passed by.

“That’s Steve Fabulous Fetlocks. I’m talking about Steve Heavenly Haunches.”

I can’t tell if LSH is being sarcastic or not in the last panel.

How was Medusa a successful exercise coach?

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Everyone who saw her got rock-hard abs.

Maybe Marigold did it to herself by attempting to become Planet Oat.

Oh dear! Marigold is stoned!

A Svartalfar is: “A hairless, black-skinned elflike creature with an expressionless face who wields an eerie ebon sword.” It’s from D&D.

Steve? It’s a pretty name. Steve sounds nice; I’m a lot less scared of Steve.

Maybe it was Bob Dylan who did it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnoxKXkPqEE

Ok I have several questions about Steve and why he can turn things to stone?

Ooh! This is getting interesting! And I so appreciate LSH’s calm demeanor.