Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 10, 2022

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    Now you’re hanging with more awkward people than usual, Dakota. Now what?

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    Antiyonder  over 2 years ago

    If only he could look up Aphrodite for sunglasses that disable the effect while worn, but this is reality, not a comic strip or even a cartoon.

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    Averagemoe  over 2 years ago

    We should see to it that he can never show his face again.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    what a horrid life you live, Steven “Steve” Slitherhorn

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    bigcatbusiness  over 2 years ago

    At least he’s friendly. Even the snake is sort of saying hello.

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    Jungle Empress  over 2 years ago

    At least Dakota finds this amusing.

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    C  over 2 years ago

    Everyone around Steve is stoned

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    iggyman  over 2 years ago

    Don’t think Steve has a lot of friends!

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    kaykeyser  over 2 years ago

    It must be hard being a unicorn that no one can ever look at and also can never look at him self

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    Depends on what they’re doing when they get stoned, I would imagine. :D

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    mistie710  over 2 years ago

    Hang on! LSH saw Steve yet he’s not stoned!

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    kantuck-nadie  over 2 years ago

    0/~ everyone must get stoned! 0/~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm-po_FUmvM&list=RDfm-po_FUmvM&start_radio=1

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    Decepticomic  over 2 years ago

    It would probably be more concerning if Dakota didn’t continue taking potshots at Phoebe.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I like how Dakota is able to say a joke even in really weird situations.

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    loveabulldesign  over 2 years ago

    I feel like this would have been far less awkward if maybe his mane was made of snakes?

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    Wichita1.0  over 2 years ago

    And Phoebe stomps on her foot, causing her to open her eyes…

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    The Elves Of Xadia  over 2 years ago

    I can look at him and not get turned to-

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    scyphi26  over 2 years ago

    Not the time, Dakota—there’ll be time for your teasing later. ;)

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    Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl  over 2 years ago

    Is Steve Slitherhorn from the House of Slytherin? (I was going to call him the “Horse of Slithering,” but as Marigold will politely remind us, “Unicorns are not horses!”)

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    nerdhoof  over 2 years ago

    I hope Steve knows how to reverse the spell, or it wears off in time. It’s been 4 weeks (not counting Sundays) since we last saw Marigold and she wasn’t stone.

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    CaveCat87  over 2 years ago

    So Steve turned Marigold to stone by accident, not on purpose.

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    trainnut1956  over 2 years ago

    Should have named Steve “Dave” so they could do the “Dave’s not here” routine.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 2 years ago

    Unless that snake helps him pick his nose, I might contest Dakota’s assertion….

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    Lauren Kramer  over 2 years ago

    And why is LSH not turning to stone?

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I love the way Pheebs takes all this weirdness in stride. She’s got spunk.

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    ninetailedpony  over 2 years ago

    Steve, please get a bush like lord splended do.

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    Taracinablue  over 2 years ago

    Oh, yesterday I thought Steve’s snake was the front part of his mane. Turns out it’s his horn, and he’s got a buzzcut for a mane.

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