Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 10, 2022

Now you’re hanging with more awkward people than usual, Dakota. Now what?

If only he could look up Aphrodite for sunglasses that disable the effect while worn, but this is reality, not a comic strip or even a cartoon.

We should see to it that he can never show his face again.

what a horrid life you live, Steven “Steve” Slitherhorn

At least he’s friendly. Even the snake is sort of saying hello.

At least Dakota finds this amusing.

Everyone around Steve is stoned

Don’t think Steve has a lot of friends!

It must be hard being a unicorn that no one can ever look at and also can never look at him self

Depends on what they’re doing when they get stoned, I would imagine. :D

Hang on! LSH saw Steve yet he’s not stoned!

0/~ everyone must get stoned! 0/~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm-po_FUmvM&list=RDfm-po_FUmvM&start_radio=1

It would probably be more concerning if Dakota didn’t continue taking potshots at Phoebe.

I like how Dakota is able to say a joke even in really weird situations.

I feel like this would have been far less awkward if maybe his mane was made of snakes?

And Phoebe stomps on her foot, causing her to open her eyes…

I can look at him and not get turned to-

Not the time, Dakota—there’ll be time for your teasing later. ;)

Is Steve Slitherhorn from the House of Slytherin? (I was going to call him the “Horse of Slithering,” but as Marigold will politely remind us, “Unicorns are not horses!”)

I hope Steve knows how to reverse the spell, or it wears off in time. It’s been 4 weeks (not counting Sundays) since we last saw Marigold and she wasn’t stone.

So Steve turned Marigold to stone by accident, not on purpose.

Should have named Steve “Dave” so they could do the “Dave’s not here” routine.

Unless that snake helps him pick his nose, I might contest Dakota’s assertion….

And why is LSH not turning to stone?

I love the way Pheebs takes all this weirdness in stride. She’s got spunk.

Steve, please get a bush like lord splended do.

Oh, yesterday I thought Steve’s snake was the front part of his mane. Turns out it’s his horn, and he’s got a buzzcut for a mane.