Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 12, 2022

Phoebe! That’s cheating! You’ve only been counting for three seconds.

The spell is undone. She lives again!

Well that was a disappointing cure. Steve didn’t even SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE his booty.

Bum bumbum bum bum BUUUUUUUUUUM!

Try it Dakota

Lessee. the magic haunches remove stiffness from whatever gazes upon it. Does Dakota need her bones?

okay, Steven Slitherhorn’s tail also isn’t a snake

I remain concerned about Dakota’s development. Also, if looking at Steve’s butt cure petrification, what happens if you look at it while he’s twerking?

Steve is showing her his butt and his face at the same time. The spells are crossed! She might turn into tofu!

ELO’s "Turn to Stone " comes to mind!

Hmmm, I wonder how Steve does in the Unicorn Olympics

Magic butt!

(giggles immaturely)

Was kinda expecting a snake tail but that’ll do.

I’ve seen some magic butts, Heather Graham, Jessica Alba, many more. They had the opposite effect on me, though.

Yay finally! 8)

Dakota actually wants to look at the magic butt? Sorry, hon, but you’ve officially crossed the weirdness event horizon.

One of the rare times Marigold is speechless.

She has returned!!

Or is she? I’m not so sure.

…ok…

I never realized Dakota was such a freak. Maybe that’s why she keeps Phoebe as a secret friend – someone she can be weird with without judgment.

It’s kind of like reverse lycanthropy. When you see the moon, you turn normal.

I can tell Marigold’s still trying to process what had just happened to her, suggesting she probably has at least some sense that something had happened to her, but probably not all of the details.

Stupid sexy Steve!

I don’t remember reading about Medusa’s “magic butt” unfreezing people?

How could Marigold see if she was stone??

This could be permanently solved by Steve wearing a hat.

Umm, what a sight to wake up to . . .

Steve needs to wear a hat

She’s back!

Except she never actually went anywhere.

Which means she’s not actually back.

So where is she?

Phoebe still wasn’t quite past denial.

BCN occasional reporter here … The question we have to ask ourselves, is why was Marigold looking at the Heavenly Butt in the first place.

Gotta love a strip that has the phrase “magic butt” in it, eh?

The Who did a song about this, right? ‘Magic Butt’ – ?

Oh, wait! It was ‘Magic BUS’ !! … That’s right! … (never mind) … :)

Chuckle First time in comics I have heard the sentence “Can I look at the magic butt?”

Well, whatdya know, it WORKED! :D

And I wouldn’t’ve painted Dakota to be fascinated with unicorn butts. :P