The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 07, 2022

Poor dog. What has he done wrong?

A ill-tempered pit bull would be about an even match for her.

More of you, not we problem

Yeah, but what about MY stress, anxiety and depression?

A dog Brutus?? Try a gargoyle – instead!! That’s the answer!! A “match” made in “heaven!!”

/SHMIRK/

Mama Gargoyle…er…Gargle can fend for herself quite nicely, thank you! ;D

Good idea.

No Brutus get her something more user friendly. Like maybe a cobra.

Why would she want a dog when she has you, Brutus?

ANIMAL CRUELTY! How could you do that to a poor dog!

My mother in law has 3 wiener dogs. Funny how she’s nice to them.

She’s probably a cat person.

Is Bumper for sale?

Get her a badger.

Or a cat. They’re less work and bother.

he must love to be with her company.

Bru, you starting the week off with a bang. Can’t wait till you slam The Chief.

WE Gladys? WE is the new YOU! ENJOY. My BOSS and JOB gives me stress, anxiety and depression. Need the Serenity of home for hope to cope not mope.

That would be a win win.. you could take the dog for a walk everyday while your wife has a visit with her mum.

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Now that would just be cruelty to animals in the extreme if you ask me. The other position is cruelty to Brutus in the extreme. A compromise might be getting her a cd playing soft music or witches cackling…..

Cats…lots of cats.

Loved ones… Loved ones…

Any dog, or person for that manner, can be ill-tempered. It hurts me to see the breed stereotyping of pit bulls. My Bruno, a pit mix, has been a therapy dog since he was 1 1/2 yrs. old. He’ll be 10 in July and has given comfort to so many people who see Bruno, not a breed. Sorry for the mini rant, but I need to speak up for my boy and so many other bully dogs who are great animals.

Brutus would rather spend time with a rabid bull dog than Mother Gargle…

She’s not carin’ much about his stress, and he gets enough of that at work.

That might work. Some people can love an animal, even if they hate humans.

Get her a Pug. You have to be nice to them. Best dogs for grumpy ever.

Get her a snake instead. They’ll get along famously

Mama doesn’t have stress. She’s a carrier.

What would such a plan do to Brutus’s stress, anxiety, and depression?

Get Gargle a scorpion- that fits her personality.

Spending more time with Mama would reduce her stress, anxiety and depression because she’d be passing it along to Brutus.