The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 10, 2022

I know the feeling.

There is an easier “solution!!” Buy a pair that’s a larger size, Gladys!!

/SHMIRK/

Or when you are wider than the mirror!

There are mirror’s that will make you thinner.

The time to start dieting was when you first started wearing elastic pants

I’d blame it on your cooking, but I know better.

Just stop dieting before your baggy old sweatpants fall down, please.

Also, you know you need to go on a diet when opening a door means hitting yourself in the stomach with the door.

At least she is using a mirror. By my observations, many people must not even own a mirror, because surely hey wouldn’t go out in public looking the way they do.

The elastic on my swim trunks is shot. Thank goodness the string still works.

Time to start eating your own cooking.

tightly

Rut Roo Brutus – Do I hear the words – Person trainer? Great Googly Moogly.

Let’s hope Brutus doesn’t try to agree with her.

I hear Omar the ⛺-Maker is still in business… ☺

Harder and HARDER to LOSE Weight!

You know it’s time to go on a diet when you start beeping while walking backwards.

Out of the words of my wife…

At first when Gladys mentioned baggy old sweatpants, I thought she was going to say something about Brutus.

Time for the BOTH of you to hit the gym!

It reminds me of a “Wizard of Id” comic in which the King was looking at himself in the mirror. He wanted the mirror that made him look taller!

Sister.

Fit too tight??? Are to tight.