Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 08, 2022

Trying to leave the "masq"erade.

Judging from her size, I’d say she’s probably the bouncer.

Spear fishing.

Shoulda brought your nose snorkel, fella.

Getting tanked?

Submission by the Sex Pistols should be playing on the juke box. (https://youtu.be/7UZ0bPaOdbQ)

You don’t mind if I do some snorkeling while you’re here, do you?

Bottom-fishing.

If she’s all that good looking and she’s drinking in a dive like that, trust me, somewhere there’s a guy that’s fed up with her mess. (I know that’s sexist, but I also know it works both ways. “Hey bartender…get me another beer and one for the lady!”

Lola?

She’s looking for men with climbing experience. Whoo!

I’ve been to the mountain-tops. The view is stunning!

He needs to take a dive…Oy

Said the dentist, while examining the blonde’s mouth, “What’s a place like this doing in a girl like you?”…

Not a bar-goer. Until a few years ago, I actually thought a dive bar was where divers would hang out. :)

She just came in with the tide from the Amazon…

Watch out for the eels…

She’s the brewmaster.

Flaunting her assets, apparently.

“What’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?”

Probably hoping you don’t look down.

Um, winding down after basketball?

she’s taking the plunge…