Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 02, 2022

Arrest that idiot who made my bathroom 3′×5′×315′

And we need more toilet paper!!!

Man, you don’t want that to echo…..

FOOM Foom foom foom foom foom fm fm fm fm fm fm fm

Only in America could they think of including a room exclusively for resting, putting your feet up, after a tiring day… In the UK we simply go down t’pub for a bevvy…

Sire. In keeping with the bloke who built this, we’ve designated it “The Thunder Box”.

5,000 square feet is more than twice the size of my whole house. Hard to picture it.

Don’t-cha Just hate farting in an echo chamber

I bet the TP is on the far side of the room from the commode.

It’s what you get when the only available room is next to the torture chamber.

The Restroom is his number 2 Throne Room.

where’s home plate??

And a larger exhaust fan and another couple of scented candles. Do NOT go in there…

Couldn’t you have Wiz conjure up some spell to do that, El Finko?

Thunder in the throne room can be a bit uncomfortable. …cringe

By the time he gets to the facility, he needs a nap….

5,000 square feet for a bathroom. That just seems unnecessary.

Not a big solo singer, then.

Must’ve laid quite a bomb

In our first house the bathroom was (shall we say) quite compact. You could sit on the commode, feet on the tub and wash your hands at the same time.

And get a scooter to get there faster…

I was in the Cleveland public library main reading room downtown which was an echo chamber. Wood paneling and high ceiling. There was a loud fart that echoed through the the room. I looked up and saw a guy(of course it was a guy) walking by with a big grin. The funniest thing was seeing everyone else looking over what they were reading and trying not to laugh. If there had been a snicker the whole room would have been roaring.

Should also make good insulation.

Henry VIII of England had a garderobe that doubled as a shooting gallery. Talk about doing double duty.

Does it have an Olympic pool sized bath tub ?

That is one big restroom! Could use a huge bathtub.