Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 15, 2022

You don’t often see Woodstock talking to Charlie Brown.

At least this time Charlie Brown got to keep his clothes on. But poor Woodstock…

I’ll bet Woodstock wishes he still had his brick nest from yesterday.

I like the way he walks the ball back.

i’m surprised Woodstock didn’t tweet his message on Twitter!

Fowl ball!

I like the way Woodstock returned the ball!

That I?d like to see1

Schroeder can speak bird?

I’d like to see Woodstock try to break Charlie Brown’s arm.

I didn’t know Schroeder spoke bird.

This proves that Woodstock has a spine and can retaliate when his nest is damaged.

Yeah, I’m surprised Snoops is not there acting as interpreter, though he also doesn’t speak with Chuck. A puzzlement, or as Chuck would say, ‘a curveball,’ in the art of the game.

I see Woodstock invented the first Segway. He should sue for royalties

I doubt that’s exactly what Woodstock was saying, Schroeder, but as catcher you’ve probably seen your share of slow and centered pitches, all perfectly suited for hitting come your way. I suppose you, too, have seen enough of Charlie’s pitching leading to home run style hits. Maybe Lucy would be an erratic pitcher, but at least there would be some variety to keep the batter guessing.

Wouldn’t it be easier and more effective for Woodstock to call in his friends from Bodega Bay for that?

Was that really a translation Schroeder, or were you projecting your thoughts?

Woodstock needed his brick nest from a few days ago.

“I’ll break your arm, you say ’who’s on first’ again!”

To me it makes perfect sense that Schroeder understands Woodstock. He’s the most musical, and communication by music is essentially what birdsong is. Pretty cool.

I don’t think Woodstock was quite that polite…

The beauty of other languages. Heck, you can recite a recipe in Klingon and it sounds like you must be cussin’…

Woodstock, save yourself some time and break his arm now.

You’d better believe him Charlie, birds can be mean.

I know Peppermint Patty does everything wearing flip-flops, but playing baseball?

That’s a motivation for you, Chuck :)

Woodstock should have been scolding Patty, she is the one that hit the ball into his nest

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Bob Feller once invited his Mother to see him pitch on Mother’sDay.

Mom got hit in the head with a foul line drive to the tune of a black eye and numerous stitches.