The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 02, 2022

Wouldn’t it be great if we humans could lose weight that simply?

Once when I was on complaint duty a lady looking like the guy on the right but worse came in with several photo albums. She was complaining about the government making her fat. She then opened the albums to show me a history of her bowel movements as proof. I don’t know what she thought I can do about it. I advised her to see a doctor. Our secretary nicknamed her the Michelin tire lady.

He has that deflated feeling! He is definitely under less pressure these days!

1) So he has psi powers?

2) An interesting bit of psi-chology.

If only it was that easy!

Presta! oops.

Oh, if only we humans could pffffft! a little bit and lose inches so easily!!

Dieting is such a gas.

Hope he/she didn’t set off the TPMS monitor.

He actually has a name: Mr. Bibendum….

Look it up.

Bib-itty, bopitty, boo?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelin_Man

But now I feel a little weak in the knees.

What does it mean by “30 PSI”?

Hans and Franz will pump you up

For some, it would relieve inflated egos…

Now he needs to add the 30 PSI to his chest and arms.

He needs to keep that in his pants.

Off on a weird tangent: For the movie ’Ghostbusters", Dan Aykroyd tasked his friend, referred to as the Viking, with designing the Marshmallow Man, asking for a combination of the Michelin Man and the Pillsbury Doughboy in a sailor hat. Its walk was modeled on Godzilla.

Adipose Industries?

I lost weight once. It was a good year.

Trivia: Called a “Schrader valve.” Also used for air conditioning & refrigeration.

My wife and I discovered the secret to losing weight and keeping it off. Diet and exercise. It is PSIentifically proven to work!

It would be great, just to get rid of bloating from gas.

Or you could be like GoodYear and hold woke training sessions causing you to lose business and then you’ll have to tighten the belt.

We can let the psi go down, but people know it because it smells so bad…

She’s got a 3-tire ultra-light electric vehicle. And no more Michelins for me, sidewalls too hard and too noisy.

But it hurts when your ego is deflated.

(Petula Clark warned us half a century ago.)

He’s also got a new job working for Valve.

If he worked for Goodyear, he would be as light as air.

That’s weird, that’s not where my valve stem is.

It’s hard keeping help at Michelin. Every day workers retire.

One of my favorite trivia questions is: What’s the name of the Michelin Man? He does have one.

I don’t see multiple Michelin People the same way after “Logorama.”