Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 22, 2022

You’re lucky you are not my cat, Bucky, because you’d be homeless.

Well, Barney has legs, which must be an advantage.

Yeah, who would trust the Spice Girls in a dark alley? Actually they are pretty tame. You don’t want to meet Pussy Riot.

I didn’t know Bucky was on Quora.

I’d be more afraid of the Spice Girls than R.E.M. myself.

Barney v.s. Cookie Monster? I think the cat has gotten into the brownies again.

Ginger or Mary Ann? Betty or Veronica?

Bucky is a fan of battleboard culture it seems.

Not that Speedy Spice, Lumpy Spice, Stinky Spice, etc. (sic) are the be all and end all of music. But after thirty seconds or so of Radio Free Europe and Don’t Go Back To Rockville, I’d be speed dialing the next veteran songwriter I knew to teach Rapid Eye Movement the importance of a strong verse, chorus and bridge template.

Bucky is a truly warped cat.

When the Spice Girls were popular my daughter was young and we went to see their movie, I hate to admit it but I liked them!

When I was a kid, it was Superman or Batman …

Bucky loves that Catnip !

With Bucky, everything is framed within the context of fighting. “When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”

If a local “ battle of the bands” were to involve baseball bats and other weapons I would attend

OK, so Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam have a slap fight…

Depends. Is Barney hiding the Oreos?

I’d bet on Cookie Monster. He’s a bit crazy.

Bucky and anything get in a fight, who wins?

Celebrity Death Match: Jerry Garcia vs. Elvis Presley.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tizsFEuXodk

Scarey Spice ( Mel B) looks like she could kick Ron’s ass. And Posh, (Victoria Beckham) would kill with her Resting Bi***h Face.

I’ve always been afraid of the Spice Girls. Their heady blend of shrieking sex and feminism addles my brain.

Bucky or Felix ?

As the Cookie Monster once tried to eat Guy Smiley, I would guess him, and remember: Barney can’t see you if you don’t move.

Barney.

Mary Ann and Betty, all day long.

Definitely Betty and Cookie Monster would take Barney!