Pickles by Brian Crane for April 15, 2022

Her fault for not sealing the cabbage rolls better.

Earle is as cool as the non-other side of the pillow.

Mmmm. CABBAGE ROLLS. Yet another way to extend hamburger.

What’s worse is that now the cabbage rolls are going to taste like Earl.

hopefully there’s a spare pillow and pillow case in some closet (as for the current pillow, take it to the laundry room)

No that would be a Earl you smell

that would be Earl’s farts from supper tonight LOL

I found my shoe in the freezer one morning. I finally figured out why. Drunk me still knew that that’s how you remove chewing gum.

Just think of it as aromatherapy, Opal.

Earl the new “Mypillow” guy!

Could smell worse….

He got the idea from watching “The Seven Year Itch”

Wasn’t thinking of that, but it counts as sort of a bonus feature.

Why is she wearing her glasses in bed?

This could be the first time I’ve seen Earl’s eyes!

Next time make sure you have Arm & Hammer in the fridge

And it’s why the leftover meatloaf smells like dandruff!

Muriel noticed.

ka-yum

Cabbage Rolls? Uh oh, those bed clothes will be fluttering tonight.

Just wait til he sleeps on a side..more cabbage roll smells!

You do sleep better a few degrees cooler. That is why beds now incorporate technology to absorb heat and dissipate it. They will not freeze you out but merely lower the temp a few degrees and stabilize. Tempurpedic Breeze models can make you feel up to 8 degrees cooler and have 4 stage all night cooling. Most people are good with just a couple of degrees cooling.

I’m just amazed that Earl found room in the fridge for the pillow!

I had a teacher one time who was a bit tough. His name was Mel, we would say “Whats that smell, that’s Mel” If he reads this he will know , no names or locations please!

If you had cabbage rolls what you smell may not be the leftovers

LOL! What will he think of next just to aggravate Opal?

Opal sleeps with your glasses on?

You have room in the fridge for a pillow?

He likes to sleep on cold cabbage rolls.

You’re complaining now, Opal, but wait till you smell what those cabbage rolls have done to his bowels. It’ll only be a minute or two now.

LOL!

That’s just INSANE..!!!!

I just flip my pillow over when I want it cooler on my face.

Yum.

THAT would have been my first question!

Brian Crane: How did you think of this funny piece? Is this some sort of Crane family myth? : )

Just hope that, when he wakes up, his pillow isn’t gone.

I am just howling over this!!! Look at Opal with the covers up over her nose … OMG OMG, So Funny