Yes, we’re peeking out from behind the rocks and the hedgerows. We heard there was an arms buildup, and being highly puncture wound-averse, we tried to maintain our cover. Now, quickly! Pipe down.
That man’s head is bigger than the horse’s head and his butt is probably heavier than the cannon and the horse combined. Poor horse, being forced to haul around Patty, patty, 2 by 4, couldn’t get through the bathroom door…
In Larry Niven’s Known Space books there are plants called sunflowers. Unlike the ones that produce the seeds that baseball players eat, they’re extremely tall and semi-mobile. Their blossoms have mirrors that can focus sunlight and burn any competing life forms for miles around.
UltraLameFest2 almost 3 years ago
Where is everybody today? Did everyone else approach the flower bed too closely?
Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Another phase in the historical enmity between the lawn jockey and the (invisible) fairies at the bottom of the garden.
Bill Thompson almost 3 years ago
There it is, the opening shot in the War of the Roses!
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
THERE it is … a muttering Lawn Jockey cannon fodder …!
painedsmile almost 3 years ago
I’m here. I was just hiding from that cannon.
coltish1 almost 3 years ago
Yes, we’re peeking out from behind the rocks and the hedgerows. We heard there was an arms buildup, and being highly puncture wound-averse, we tried to maintain our cover. Now, quickly! Pipe down.
painedsmile almost 3 years ago
That man’s head is bigger than the horse’s head and his butt is probably heavier than the cannon and the horse combined. Poor horse, being forced to haul around Patty, patty, 2 by 4, couldn’t get through the bathroom door…
InquireWithin almost 3 years ago
They’ve upgraded from pistils to grapeshot.
Linguist almost 3 years ago
And so … the Invasion of the Lawn Jockeys began with a bang rather than a whimper.
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
In Larry Niven’s Known Space books there are plants called sunflowers. Unlike the ones that produce the seeds that baseball players eat, they’re extremely tall and semi-mobile. Their blossoms have mirrors that can focus sunlight and burn any competing life forms for miles around.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I am a beautiful and delicate flower!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmckWVPRaI
NoNoz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Jared from Subway making an escape.
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
I think you will find tulips to be often armed; always ready for a good tongue lashing. Feet don’t fail me now.
Bill Thompson almost 3 years ago
The war of the sexes has reached the flowerbeds! Militant mandrakes are assaulting the womandrakes in their bed; fortunately they’re shooting blanks.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
From the Dept. of FA reviews:
Too derivative of Cherilyn Sarkisian
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 3 years ago
Bang, Bang Maxwell’s Silver hammer, down on his head.
He’s dead but he lost no face.
Ninette almost 3 years ago
DOXXED! https://tinyurl.com/FrogApDOX
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Tulips. Two bangs. Better get your ass in gear, Fat Rider! Hi ho, Plodder, away!
A-way, a-way, with rum, by gum; with rum, by gum; with r-umm, by Gumm! The song of the Salvation Army!
https://tinyurl.com/y9hrhrhs
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t fire until you can see the flare of their mount’s nostrils.
The Old Wolf almost 3 years ago
Gotta watch those bellicose tulips!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Gives a whole new meaning to army ants! March on,
Radish... almost 3 years ago
The harmy of Juan.
nerdhoof almost 3 years ago
I don’t think I’ll tiptoe through the tulips right now. The gnomes got gnukes!
nerdhoof almost 3 years ago
Ps: Is he riding Horace? Watch out for elevators.