Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 08, 2022

I know it’s impossible to do the most literal possible interpretation of that, but I still want them to get close enough that Ozy and Millie are on the guest list.

Invite Todd the candy dragon and he’ll invite everyone!

That means we’re invited. Cool. Guess the usual likes will count as a gift.

Invite Becky the phoenix. She’ll liven things up!

Must be a very large venue where this party will be!

I see nothing wrong with this and no possible way inviting one could go wrong.

“Look, if you KNOW one, she can come.”

(wonders about whether “he or she” could be used instead of only “she” in this part of this cartoon or not)

I bet she will do it.

You’ve gotta be kidding me… THERE IS NO BROTOSAURUS!! You’d think some people would finally realize that by now…

OK, so everyone you know. That sounds more feazible.

THEY can come. Brontosauruses are known to be non-binary by nature.

…and what if the brontosaurus is a HE, Phoebe? Are you saying this is supposed to be a girls only party? ;)

Think the rest of the comic strip characters will come or just the main cast and the characters of Dana Simpson’s other comic creations?

I think Dakota is washing her hair that day.

“She” can come? Would that be Laurie, then?

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If I had a brontosaurus

I would name him Morris or Horace;

But if suddenly one day he had a lot of little brontosauri

I would change his name to Laurie.

- Shel Silverstein, “If I Had a Brontosaurus”

“People came from miles around. Everyone was there. Yoko brought a walrus. There was magic in the air. "

Yeah, it can be seated next to the dodo bird.

Reminds me of an old kids’ song. “They invited everybody, and everybody came!”

So, wheres my invitation?? (sulk)

“Get me everyone.” “What do you mean everyone?” “EEEEVERYYYYOOOOOONE!”

Everyone is HERE!

(I expect exactly zero to get that reference.)

Gary Oldman: “EV… REE… ONE!”