Best to skip soup and go straight to the main course. Unless that’s spaghetti. Then it’s an even chance you’ll leave with remnants prominently displayed.
in japan if someone sees you’ve got crumbs or whatever around your mouth the joke is お弁当を持ってどこ行くの？ (obento o motte doko iku no?) – where are you going with your lunch…?
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Lunch on, Ernie, lunch on!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
… or be prepared to quickly say, “Lunch is on me.”
… and be prepared to pay for everyone.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Best to skip soup and go straight to the main course. Unless that’s spaghetti. Then it’s an even chance you’ll leave with remnants prominently displayed.
Geophyzz almost 3 years ago
When Garfield finishes his favorite meal, Jon could say, “Laz-on-ya!”
uniquename almost 3 years ago
Unless it’s Stove-Top. Then they’ll call you a stuffed shirt.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems almost 3 years ago
Whenever I would stain my shirt at lunch, I knew that meant I would have an unexpected meeting with a new client in the afternoon.
InTraining Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s the most “dressed up” Frank has sever been…!
InTraining Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s the most “dressed up” those two have ever been…! Where are they going…?
Earnestly Frank almost 3 years ago
Watch out if they say they would like to have you for dinner.
The Orange Mailman almost 3 years ago
Mister Couth had a moment where he was uncouth
It left someone toothless
Mrs. Ruth lost her couth, knocked out some teeth
She was truly ruthless
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
So sad that we stoop so low for a joke, must have seen my shirt!
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
in japan if someone sees you’ve got crumbs or whatever around your mouth the joke is お弁当を持ってどこ行くの？ (obento o motte doko iku no?) – where are you going with your lunch…?