Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 16, 2022

“Only after he pays his check.”

As long as it isn’t another guest.

Vet’s office are neutral grounds. So should restaurants be.That pertains to humans who act like animals at times.

Well that depends if what you want is stocked on the shelf ;-)

Can I have what’s eating the salad at that other table?

Freshest food available, and it’s sitting so close.<P

I would like to invite that guest over for dinner.

What’s gnu pussycat?

I would like to vegan. Sorry, I mean a vegan.

I’ll have what he’s … never mind. I’ll have him.

Don’t we ALWAYS order off the menu?

Yes. But you’ll need to wait until he pays his check…

“Actually, now that I think about it…waiter, could you come a little closer?”

What kind of antelope is that eating its salad?

Only if the gazelle gets a 24 hour start.

must be scary when his stomach is growling…

As long as it isn’t another customer, Sir, sure.

For you, anything you would like your Majesty…..