Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for April 11, 2022

Sterling! LOL

Even the seagull looks fussy.

In his first life Spud was a 50s hipster.

Dish Soap? I guess Spud then spends 15 minutes in the shower with his eyes closed, and he still gets soap in his eyes at the end.

Button downs are far superior.

Don’t need a plumber’s friend with a button down.

He needs buttons down to his navel.

Sorry, Spud. You and “snazzy” aren’t in the same zipcode. Heck, you’re not even in the same galactic system. You know what is? “Viral video gold.”

C’mon Spud. Even the seagull don’t like it!

V-neck. Like star trek.

Sun’s out, guns out! Flex Spud!

How’s he get in ON!!

You’ll put yer eye out!

I think Sterling has the right approach.

You DO look pretty snazzy Spud

Unless it’s a sleep over why does Spud even need to take his shirt off? Seems this is where either mom or Mrs. McLellan(sp?) comes in to pull from above. And yes, Spud you do look fly.

He DOES look snazzy.

Button down t-shirts? Though getting his big head through a small head opening seems to be a problem most of us don’t have…..

Button downs are the way to go for snaz.

It’s rare to see Wallace look so frustrated towards Spud like this, but given the case presented, I’d have to side with Wallace on this. Time for an intervention, Spud, or we’ll send Amelia and Sterling to your place so to burn all of your tight-fitting tees.

If he wants to try and look “snazzy,” maybe he could try a nice polo shirt, with the button-up collars—that way you can artificially widen the collar should it get stuck when taking it off.

Lol

Spud isn’t afraid of getting stuck? Who is this guy and where did he put Spud.

Grawlixes from grade school kids? Say it ain’t so!

Plus, no bacon neck.

I HATE wearing tight fitting clothes!

Spud needs to focus on dapper, rather than snazzy.

V-neck tee shirts or for a more jazzy, hipster look, henley styles. Just not one of those v-neck shirts that some guys wear to show off their pecs or lack thereof.

I thought there’d be some WD-40 attempted.

I love that the gull has an idea, too.

I want to hear Seagull’s side in this argument!

Sterling

Good thing Spud doesn’t have Squidward’s head.

Spud needs to switch to v necks.