Cornered by Mike Baldwin for May 11, 2022

He could find work in a body shop as a “lift”.

Arm-ageddon some stuff

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The first thing he’ll steal is deodorant. :D :D :D

Talk about the Left hands not knowing what the right hands are doing

It takes a little while to find matching sets of gloves. Also to decide which hand to use to scratch his head. Remember the old mechanical typewriters? Well, there you are!

If trained properly, he could be extra handy.

He is well armed.

Fifteen finger discount coming right up!

Or an “Alien” face hugger.

…but doc, what about the extra limbs….

The deodorant costs alone will break you.

Or to playing lead guitar, rhythm guitar, and bass at the same time (though, considering the trouble I have managing just one, mebbe not).

If left untreated, how big a shop could he lift?

It could come in handy.

So many hands and just one nose to pick. Tough decision to make. The finger count per hand is kinda low, however.

…on the other hand…

Have you considered taking up the drums?

Next thing you know the racist store detectives will be following him around and profiling him just because he has 6 arms…

He got that way from all those years working at the nuclear power plant…

Bet he won’t be shoplifting in the menswear shirts department.Maybe he could grab more of Trump’s favorite target and go into politics as a Republican.

You should be able to get work as a handyman.

Girls need to be careful when dating him.

Not another version of Spidey!

Shoplifting? I don’t think so, with every eye in the place staring at him.

He’ll be tough in the boxing ring. The ole 1 – 2 and a 3 – 4 and the 5 – 6.