Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 13, 2022

I put procrastinate on my to do list. Still haven’t gotten around to it.

About three or four times a day I qualify my proposition like that – "I never said it was a GOOD idea…’

He’ll get started tomorrow.

Whoa, hasn’t got his card printed yet? This guy is good! “At what I do, I’m the very best.”

I like his slogan.

Hey, Brewster, I don’t think you want a procrastinator to do your taxes. That’s like saying, hey jail, here I come.

I wish my bills would procrastinate. “Just pay me….when you get around to it”

One of these days he’ll get his license.

Well, it is the busy season. :)

Ah – make him the new Cabinet Secretary of the Border Crisis.

“…to NOT do your taxes.”

Beware, this is a deadly hazard: “If once a man indulges himself in murder, he soon comes to think little of robbing, and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination!” —Thos. de Quincey

That’s okay. The IRS is usually pretty lenient when you forget to do your return.

He will do your taxes—EVENTUALLY!!!!!

Ooh, Monty is having the same problem. He needs to hire this guy.

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2022/04/13?ct=v&cti=449713

Yellow black widow hourglass on it’s uniform, does that bode ill?

Procrastinators unite someday!

I have the time to do your taxes….because I’m doing time for fraud, embezzlement, tax evasion….(That was a SNL skit done by John Belushi…one of the ones I really laughed at.)

just use Turbo Tax …