Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 01, 2022

What DO they call elbow macaroni without the bend in it?

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Stall stall … occupying a toilet just to be occupying a toilet…

Hardly bent, a banana.

I keep trying decide who has the best teeth. Pinky.

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Why were the boys the only ones who got to talk? Let’s think up some lines for Pink and Yellow. Um, I’m thinking… Being lame is a lot harder than I thought. Still thinking…

I give up.

Happy April Fool’s Day. Still thinking even though I gave up.

Shall pass, this too.

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT

.Pinky…

…not quite a virgin…

…Yellow…

…no longer an Asian stereotype…

… 3 hour tour…

…the Minnow IS lost…

…FA…

…The KI$$ of comic strips…

…but with no tongue…

…and copyCat drummers…

… HAPPY New Year…

…bring back that Leroy Brown…

…vapor trails are hush money to rain clouds…

…and orange beef had broccoli…

…think about it…

Inchoate? Immanent? Indwelling? Inherent? Innate? In Big Nate?

It looks like Mr. Red ate something that didn’t agree with him. For me, I try always to agree with my food.

The phantom pain goes on.,

I keep thinking of how my surgeon cut the bone off w/her bone saw…

My foot and some leg just sat there…

Already pasted, a toothbrush.

https://www.allrecipes.com/article/types-of-pasta/

The more bends, twists and grooves, the more the sauce sticks to it!

I just love the little critters….!!!!!

Soon to be toilet paper. Today’s FA

April Fools!

I’m getting scared… this toon is starting to make sense to me.

Maybe I should up my o2 generator?

My older sister will call my Big Brother a wet noodle.

Don’t forget to cut and tomato paste the sauce and use knee pads too.

¿… ʎpɐǝɹlɐ lᴉɹd∀ ʇᴉ sI

Sister Teresa’s critters are trending… but only in ONE category?! Something doesn’t seem right about that.

https://www.gocomics.com/comics/trending

I just now noticed how to tell the boys from the girls.

I count 31 teeth in all. 3+1= 4 (April)… 1 at the end of 31. April 1! You can make anything fit your purpose if your goal is lameness!!!

Occupy Frog Applause! Sorry, out of order…

Almost plumage! Here, pull my finger…

Laps come and go, but once an elbow always an elbow. Can I get a funny bone?

Well, now I know for sure: I have been diagnosed with Confident Decline. I didn’t understand what was going on today, and should have. Have been sending notes of encouragement to Marg, who’s undergoing some treatments now.

kinda like a beasts anonymous meeting

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

The Occupation Forces are understandably ill at ease. Rotten Tomatoes became a pop-critical website. And among the many forms of pasta, elbow mac was considered low-brow, hardly fit to be more than mac-and-cheese….

Still, I like these guys. They make a good chorus line; very colorful and perhaps witty, if not lame….

One of those guys is sus