Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 02, 2022

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’d give a shouting beetle whateeeever it wanted.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 3 years ago

    Let that insect enjoy its donut in peace.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 3 years ago

    Dibs on my place backs that’s been marked as my territory.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oh good. They are using the sanitary handling implements. I hate it when they get their filthy fingers all over it.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …the poop bag is a part of my daily life…

    …almost every hoodie and/or jacket has a roll…

    …I also have a ballcap with a flashlight type device in its bill…

    …and a winter cap with a similar device planted in it…

    …yes, I am a dog walker…

    …my cocker spaniel & I are part of the informal dog walking society in my town…

    …see another member…

    …cross the street…

    …or go the other way…

    … I do not let my dog go in other people’s yards…

    …but always have her use the medium strip…

    …I once got a Christmas card from my next door neighbor…

    …"Merry Christmas and if I ever catch you letting your dog poop on our medium strip…

    …or anyone else’s…

    …I will call the cops and throw the crap against the side of your house…

    …and throw poisoned tidbits out on my sidewalk…

    …we hope your holiday season is a joyous one…

    …the fact that I always carry baggies and always clean up…

    …made me wonder if she really meant for me to have a joyous holiday…

    …and the fact that she has caged wolves next store that howl all hours of every night…

    …well cross them off our Christmas cd list this year…

    …no, just won’t give them one with a hard cd case…

    …that’ll show ’em…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Dung dung dung dung!

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    coltish1  almost 3 years ago

    As the local steward of the International Fraternal Union of Dung Beetles, I’m preemptively striking.

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    Linguist  almost 3 years ago

    Must be National Dung Beetle Day … see Dan Collins’ Looks Good On Paper today.

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    Sun  almost 3 years ago

    Dim Libs calls out Dibs for Dung.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 3 years ago

    …dung Da dung dung … CRAAAP …!

    ( first line of Dunga Din )

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Margueritem (and her dogs) are the best.

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    painedsmile  almost 3 years ago

    Yesterday, there were almost 130 comments on FA. Today, a whole lot less. I guess elbow macaroni vs a dung beetle calling DIBS on a some dung is no contest.

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    This ain’t no Beetlejuice.

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    Ninette  almost 3 years ago

    A picture from life’s other side.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    The results, published in Biotropica, suggest that—in lowland Brazilian forests, at least—dung beetles of all sorts are particularly fond of human waste, and much less interested in the dung of the animals native to their ecosystems.

    ʟɪɴɢᴏᴊᴀᴍ

    ɪᴛᴀʟɪᴄᴛᴇxᴛɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    The lowly Dung Beetle, or elevated Scarab, has a natural claim. I must say, I find s fight over a Piece of Sh*t to be unseemly.

    In every case, scatological humor is problematic. Also likely odoriferous.

    Yield to the beetle! Its hunger is unlimited! Help prevent plastic pollution!

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 3 years ago

    Dibs and pass the Gas.

    Yes sir and our famously butter sauce for dipping.

    A bib sir?

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    painedsmile  almost 3 years ago

    What the crap! Teresa’s dung-beetle is better!

    https://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2022/04/02

    https://www.gocomics.com/looks-good-on-paper/2022/04/02

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    Ninette  almost 3 years ago

    Dibs not for what the baggie reaches, it reaches for thee.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 3 years ago

    Butt, should we say Grace?

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …Dibs, the English dung battle, was eaten by Zoe, the golden retriever…

    …Pauline, swore she’d, as Dibs 4EVR LVR, never forget him…

    …finally…

    …love wins!…

    …this is why I LOVE Frog Applause…

    …it is better than a 10 minute space flight…

    …(but only your mind floats)…

    …viva la’ Frog…

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  almost 3 years ago

    It was a crime, when all Dung Beetles fart at the same time.

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