Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 13, 2022

In chronic cases you become cockeyed.

It’s bound to happen … oh, wait

There’s a pandemic that you’d be less pessimistic about

Mr. Nichols has a GREAT career ahead of him as a televangelist. Or maybe just some less abusive form of sales.

To bring his levels to normal, make him watch the news.

I love today’s comic. I’ve caught his optimism for the day. Yes, I’m smiling.

What, me worry?

They have a cure for that. It’s called the news.

I’m so happy for him. Isn’t it great . wow .fantastic : )

It’s true you have a disease and everything, but I think you’ve got the best one.

It’s cool as long as your face doesn’t constrict cutting off your oxygen and smile forms into a rictus grin

Well I guess that’s better than hearing “I’ve finally got some good news for you.  They’re going to name a disease after you!”

Whining is the best medicine.

It’s a hoax so the government can enforce social closeness mandates.

Finally something worth catching.

“What color are our lab coats?” “Rose.”

Unfortunately it’s fatal.

There is a fine line between unbounded optimism and being a Fux Spews noose reader……

Can’t wait to catch it!