Herman by Jim Unger for April 19, 2022

It took him that long to bring some coffee to you? You’ve been spoiling him too long.

Alzheimer’s?

Some things aren’t worth remembering

Considering he was making you your coffee for the first time in 38 years, it seems a fair question.

With my wife, it’s always a valid question. Sometime its black, sometimes with milk, sometimes with sugar, and sometimes with milk and sugar. Oh, I forgot, sometimes she wants it hot and sometimes she wants it at room temp.

Really?? I just ask my boss …who are you????

Orally.

Intravenously.

Don’t complain. He asked, at least.

…and what color are his eyes?

Problem is, she’s a tea drinker.

My Bride doesn’t drink coffee. She says it tastes like weeds. But, in the 39 years of our marriage she does know how I take mine. Black

I hope he doesn’t ask when her birthday is

We WERE married for 38 years.

Stupid question, she’s always been a tea drinker.

Maybe that is the 1st time he got her one.

In a trough…

Some relationships mature very slowly

at the coffee shop

My coffee or tea-hot or iced is as is-no additives!! I am a purist, , , ,

hey i can’t remember everything

My beloved is like that. She always provides ketchup for a hotdog even though we are also approaching 38 years of wedded bliss (December 22) and I have never once put ketchup on a hotdog. You can tell when someone is paying attention or when they are still in denial.

(At least it isn’t failing memory yet. She was concerned once she might be becoming forgetful, then she realized she never bothered to remember in the first place. Life is good.)

If he’s been married to her for that long, he naturally would like to forget somethings.

Is this at the murder trial?

After 39 years my husband still asks me if I want breakfast upon rising despite my saying, for 39 years, that I don’t get hungry for a couple of hours. Duh.

With my wife, it changes almost daily.