Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 23, 2022

The car looks like it’s smiling.

Bahahahaha!

J. Edgar Hoover would have liked them.

Our current FBI.

It would be difficult to hide the fake arm in those outfits. If that confuses you, google secret service fake arm.

I can’t unsee this.

That guy in the fishnet stockings is pretty cute. Going to have to get my wife some of those. Of course, knowing her, she will probably use them to catch a fish. (I can hear her now…, “What am I supposed to do with this”?)

J Edgar Hoover’s FBI.

Some secrets should never ever be revealed.

Must be using bra holsters for their service weapons.

Desantis banned today’s comic in Florida.

How about Secret Deodorant Service (Strong enough for men, but made for women)?

I’ve got the Secret clearance for this, but man not the need to know.

They’ll provide support where it’s needed.

really wish i hadn’t seen this

Cawthorne’s not so secret service.

I believe anything today…..

Victoria’s secret, getting people to pay a lot of money for a little bit of cloth.

Clear the runway, the president is coming through!

All the President’s….men?

Same thing.

I wish Parisi would draw supermodels instead….

Took over for J. Edgar?

That was something I could have done without seeing!

Bloopers from the Body Guard movie.

Reminds me of some old fan art of mine: https://www.deviantart.com/deckardcanine/art/Victoria-s-Secret-Squirrel-84117356

they must be working undiecover…

I knew they were getting rid of the Victoria’s angels but….

Looks to me more like “Victor’s Secret”, but maybe that’s a stereotype.