Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 20, 2022

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 3 years ago

    “Words” to the wise: Jettison immediately!

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    DamnHappyChappy  almost 3 years ago

    And then he wonders why he always goes home alone.

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    STEPUP  almost 3 years ago

    Almost reminds me of the con job the Fusco’s use!!!

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Even if he’s paying for the meal, she’s paying, too.

    Is the cost worth it?

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    PoochFan  almost 3 years ago

    Years ago, a coworker would joke, “Enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think of me?”

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    blackman2732  almost 3 years ago

    He’s the most interesting man he knows.

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    Tigressy  almost 3 years ago

    “More wine, please. And bring me the most expensive food on the menu. All of them.”

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Been there.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    She could use a wine-dow of opportunity.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Excuse yourself…walk out. Now!

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    40 and still not married, and he wonders why.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If most men only knew….a few years ago my wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. A young couple, obviously on their first date, were sitting next to us. For the next hour, the man blabbered on about himself and other things and all the poor girl did was nod and smile. As we got up to leave, I bent over close to his ear and said: ‘Let her talk!”

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    DebUSNRet  almost 3 years ago

    Another reason I don’t date!

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    tiomax  almost 3 years ago

    I have two neighbors like that.  They both have to dominate the conversation.  No matter what we’re talking about it always turns back to them or their family.  I once told one of them “Let me finish!” and he apologized but the next time I was talking he was back at it.  Now I just let them talk.

    Funny thing is that when the other one’s name comes up they BOTH say “Boy he sure can talk can’t he?”

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    I know where I’d be, somewhere else.

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