Herman by Jim Unger for April 25, 2022

He’s stewing over it

And for the last time: my name isn’t Stew.

He’s stewing over his treatment.

Nobody likes an Indian giver

This water is kind of cold. Could you at least warm it up a bit?

They wrote “stew” on the pot so as to not confuse it with…?

First we cook you in a pot of boiling 7Up. Then we eat you. Except your thing. Because everyone knows…things go better with Coke.

Me keep beads, your goose cooked….

Careful the Woke Mob doesn’t hunt you down for this, Jim.

Will the beads make him taste better?

No can do…me eat them already!

“Me get beads, you get hot bath. Fair trade!”

Stew spelled backwards is WETS which is just what the guy did in it…

An extremely tough negotiator.

Just for this, I’m gonna spoil your dinner.

It was either this, or the volcano.