Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 08, 2022

What did he die of?…..

Is “Shoe” in re-runs? Joseph Owades died in 2005.

From light beer to funeral bier…

I’m pretty sure it doesn’t taste great.

Tasteless joke.

Cosmo must be reading an old newspaper. He died in 2005. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Owades

Cosmo will read anything historical he can. As it is, he barley makes his news hop to peoples attention. Although he is a stout fellow who in not very bitter about life. And he does try to ferment good cheer at all times. But he is a bit of a lager in keeping up with the times or relationships. And he does seem to catch a draft from time to time.

Very poor, very poor, Mr.Bookins and Ms. MacNelly ! ! ! !

Are the hops in his casket there because they “taste great”?

Hyponatremia

As a retirement pastime I sometimes pick up trash along our country road. Have noticed that light beer is the litterer’s choice.

Do the worms and bugs eventually say the body tastes great?

Of Coors Cosmo would say that…!

There was a school that had a problem with too many students flunking. They determine that the way they were presenting exams was such that students found it hard to pass them. So, the school changed the way the exams were presented and more students were passing them .

Which led the school to declare, “Tests great — less failing!”

I’ll leave quietly…

That shows great taste.

Less filling! Tastes great! https://youtu.be/21QtXjUodsg

I heard the guy who invented the USB connector died. They lowered the casket into the hole, raised it up, rotated it 180 degrees, and lowered it again.