Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 22, 2022

That’s fresh

If you’re offering honey. I’ll take a different kind of muff-in.

Not for long, darlin’. You’ll be stale before we get to Denver.

There’s going to be turbulence in the cockpit.

Can I see the dessert menu?

The flight-deck crew has to keep abreast of what’s going on with the rest of the crew. So that when the runway approaches, it is a smooth landing.

Yes, we’ve already noticed your muffins. Thank you.

Oh for air travel then! Nowadays some dude with a scraggly goatee and a man bun!

Coffee, Tea, or Me. 1967 Donald Bain

I miss ‘Pan Am.’ How could they cancel a show with Christina Ricca and Margot Robbie??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMT4Uhath9Y

melons are served later…

Fly the friendly skies…united!

I’m greedy, so would want all 3.

Coffee, tea and me? Cigarettes, cigars, & mama mia ….check out the rack on that broad…..

What?

I mean the tray…..

When will she understand what “We’re a couple” means.

Reminds me of a couple of old jokes I first heard way back in the 60’s:

Stewardess to male passenger: “Would you like some of our TWA coffee, milk or tea?”Passenger: “I’ll have your TWA Tea.”

And: A friend was telling us about his honeymoon trip: “We wanted to fly United. But the stewardess wouldn’t let us.”

Speaking of TWA, naming a company Trans World Airlines today would make certain heads explode.

“Is that the plane’s joystick or are you just happy to see me?”

Guess the co-pilot won’t need that hand right now after all!

Once we land we will become threesome!

Cigars, cigarettes, Tiparillos…minus the tip. I’m thinking maybe the co-pilot?

They don’t call it the “cockpit” for nothing.

I want to fly THOSE friendly skies! What’s the name of that airline? Quite a few years ago an airline (I don’t recall which one) took out large print ads featuring an employee and a catchy slogan. Well, so happens the one that went a bit too far was a photo of an attractive stewardess (that’s what they were called then) and the catchy slogan, “We work our tails off for you”.

All a matter of priorities.

Do you know the muff diving man, the muff diving man?

I wonder if Art in the original panel is a cruel mistress.

“Hey, Bob, want to share a muffin?”

“My, your muffins are always extra fluffy at higher altitudes!”

Hey, my muffin has a hair in it

The co-pilot doesn’t seem that interested.

The real reason automatic pilot was invented.

John, I can remember YEARS and YEARS ago when my girl would let me run my hand up under her T-shirt to JUST below her bra. I could almost touch the beginning of the swell of her chest. I had NO GUTS back in the day.