Still better than the Hotel California, where you can check out any time you like but you can never leave …
I’m alive and kicking, but not kicking very high.
How about moseying?
“You can giddy up. But you’ll have to do it slowly and very carefully.”
He can only tip-toe through the tulips. It’s still better than pushing up daisies.
Time now to shuffle off to Buffalo.
still better than the hotel california
he doesn’t look like he’ll be hotfootin’ it any time soon, either…
Come on doctor, prescribe one of those pills so he can get his skedaddle back.
I used to be able to skedaddle. Now I just mosey.
Skedaddling is over rated! Wobbling is trending.
Meandering is allowed, but no loitering
Off and running is just… over.
Can he high-tail it?
The only thing that runs now is my nose.
Can’t remember the last time I heard someone say skedaddle in real life
Leavin for Cleveland
As the amoeba said to the doctor, “Maybe I can’t skedaddle, doc, but can I at least still split?”
Vamoose!
Can he make like a tree and leaf?
“If I can’t skedaddle, then what’s it all about? The Hokey Pokey?” “Yes. Now turn yourself around and get outta here!”
My doctor told me I can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd. But he said I could be happy if I’ve a mind to.
As long as he can still absquatulate…
Wish I could skedaddle…
At 75, my get up and go has got up and went.
What about scram? Bugger off?
November 25, 2017
Kymberleigh almost 3 years ago
Still better than the Hotel California, where you can check out any time you like but you can never leave …
oldpine52 almost 3 years ago
I’m alive and kicking, but not kicking very high.
pschearer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
How about moseying?
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“You can giddy up. But you’ll have to do it slowly and very carefully.”
blackman2732 almost 3 years ago
He can only tip-toe through the tulips. It’s still better than pushing up daisies.
Jeff0811 almost 3 years ago
Time now to shuffle off to Buffalo.
dwpbike almost 3 years ago
still better than the hotel california
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
he doesn’t look like he’ll be hotfootin’ it any time soon, either…
Znox11 almost 3 years ago
Come on doctor, prescribe one of those pills so he can get his skedaddle back.
e.groves almost 3 years ago
I used to be able to skedaddle. Now I just mosey.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Skedaddling is over rated! Wobbling is trending.
Tired almost 3 years ago
Meandering is allowed, but no loitering
goboboyd almost 3 years ago
Off and running is just… over.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Can he high-tail it?
moeric9 almost 3 years ago
The only thing that runs now is my nose.
KEA almost 3 years ago
Can’t remember the last time I heard someone say skedaddle in real life
Altar_Ego almost 3 years ago
Leavin for Cleveland
Mayor Snorkum almost 3 years ago
As the amoeba said to the doctor, “Maybe I can’t skedaddle, doc, but can I at least still split?”
mpolo11 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Vamoose!
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
Can he make like a tree and leaf?
JoeMartinFan Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“If I can’t skedaddle, then what’s it all about? The Hokey Pokey?” “Yes. Now turn yourself around and get outta here!”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago
My doctor told me I can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd. But he said I could be happy if I’ve a mind to.
Spiffy almost 3 years ago
As long as he can still absquatulate…
WCraft almost 3 years ago
Wish I could skedaddle…
PPMKS almost 3 years ago
At 75, my get up and go has got up and went.
BWR almost 3 years ago
What about scram? Bugger off?