Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 10, 2022

Still better than the Hotel California, where you can check out any time you like but you can never leave …

I’m alive and kicking, but not kicking very high.

How about moseying?

“You can giddy up. But you’ll have to do it slowly and very carefully.”

He can only tip-toe through the tulips. It’s still better than pushing up daisies.

Time now to shuffle off to Buffalo.

still better than the hotel california

he doesn’t look like he’ll be hotfootin’ it any time soon, either…

Come on doctor, prescribe one of those pills so he can get his skedaddle back.

I used to be able to skedaddle. Now I just mosey.

Skedaddling is over rated! Wobbling is trending.

Meandering is allowed, but no loitering

Off and running is just… over.

Can he high-tail it?

The only thing that runs now is my nose.

Can’t remember the last time I heard someone say skedaddle in real life

Leavin for Cleveland

As the amoeba said to the doctor, “Maybe I can’t skedaddle, doc, but can I at least still split?”

Vamoose!

Can he make like a tree and leaf?

“If I can’t skedaddle, then what’s it all about? The Hokey Pokey?” “Yes. Now turn yourself around and get outta here!”

My doctor told me I can’t roller skate in a buffalo herd. But he said I could be happy if I’ve a mind to.

As long as he can still absquatulate…

Wish I could skedaddle…

At 75, my get up and go has got up and went.

What about scram? Bugger off?