Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 02, 2022

The kid I noticed the first was the one who stood on my feet.

The kid I hated the worst was the one who kicked my seat.

There was one on the right who spit

There was one on the left who bit

There was one in the back I hit…

From: Do I hear a waltz? by Richard Rodgers and Stephen Sondheim.

Ah, but the screaming baby on a 10 hour flight was the worst. Fortunately, one of the stewardesses took him to the back of the plane and sat and rocked him.

I have an overseas flight planned in a few months and I’m getting more tempted to take a shipping boat instead.

I should start Crying Baby Airlines. You’ll sit next to a crying baby, guaranteed, or your trip will be a lot more pleasant than you expected.

Sometimes just count your blessings for “Home Sweet Home”.

Traveling in a flying beer can is stressful and suffocating but it lets you get to where your going in one day so you have more time at your destination than any other form of travel.

I used to enjoy flying, then I got a little older and realized that I like being someplace new, but not the act of getting there.

AGAIN… If I can’t get there by driving myself, I AIN’T GOING!!!!!

Sitting in my garden gazebo is preferable.

The jet flight itself can be a kind of exotic locale. [Perhaps, just think of it as an adventure (or an exciting and dangerous mission).]

Doesn’t look like I’ll be flying anywhere anytime soon.

me too

‘exactly where I am’…me too Verne.

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They now have flights that last 19 hours. Can’t even imagine…………

The problem with virgin cocktails is they’ve not yet had a swizzle stick insertion and stir to bring out their full, delicious, potential.

You could book a business class pod or a private jet.

This is how I felt all of the pandemic. Stayed home and played with my dogs.But this is also why the RV industry, that was in danger of slowing down, suddenly took off gang-busters and still going strong.

Yup…stayin home.