Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 04, 2022

Isn’t a snail just a slug in an RV?

I would think that you’d notice that you’re naked.

No. 1 on list – shell don’t leave home without it.

Getting out of his shell

That could be my wife.

Dang. And the shell had his keys in it too.

Sometimes when he gets upset like this, he just wants to slug himself.

Salt, You forgot the Salt. next you’re out get some Beer too

Wake up! you’re having ‘That Dream’ again.

You don’t have to go back. Just stop in at the next Shell station…

I love lists! It’s a trait of an organized person….

Now where did I put my pad and pencil…..

Checklists are a good thing.

Garage door open? Iron left on? Forgot to turn off the HVAC? What could it be?

On the positive side, you’re only an hour from home, about a yard, if you want to go back and get it.

His mind tends to be a little sluggish early in the morning.

Good thing your head is screwed on!

You’d forget the shell on your back if it wasn’t a part of you…. oh, wait

He’s a bit shell shocked.

,,,or Karl Malden used to say, “Never leave home without it”…

You’d forget your house if it weren’t attached. Oh. Wait.

Make the list, and then leave the list, too..