Close to Home by John McPherson for June 05, 2022

I would think that you be thrilled.

Still wheeling over it

They really have let themselves go.

The important thing is to have the ceramic dalmatian.

Pat has developed quite a serious overbite … and Vanna suddenly has big knobby knees and stringy hair.

I was in Wheelmof Fortune and was so impressed by Pat, Vanna and Jim! They were so friendlyand kind and were wonderful in person!

It’s kind of creepy that’s actually Pat & Vanna…(Guess they’re not wearing makeup)

Won’t throw in the towel, ’til I buy a vowel, Oh Vanna, pick me a letter… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1vr2an65Pc

awww sorry contestant 3. you dont qualify for our semi final. we have some wonderful parting gifts, including a home version of tonight, in which you also lose…….

They brought Dalcon with them!!!

Still wouldn’t be interested in playing!

Dalcon must have arrived first. He is in much better position and is preventing Bleeb from having a good view.

Vanna can visit my living room .

I’m not a fan of WOF. It used to be simple and straight forward, now it’s confusing and complicated. I also think it would be a lot better if they would lose Pat S and let Vanna go solo. She did that for about 2 weeks last year, and it was SO much more enjoyable. PS is too mean and snarky.

What a concept. I want the Family Feud version.

Yes, that would be disturbing.

Jeez, Dalcon looks pissed. Wait, he always looks pissed. Ne’er mind…

It’s only temporary. They’re only “On Location” this week & next week

. . . And she won’t stop clapping!

So where can we buy a vowel?

It’s not that big of a deal. I was in Vanna’s living room a few nights ago. Well, I wasn’t actually “in” her living room… that’d be a little creepy!

I was actually across the street with some really good quality, high-powered binoculars… those things are AWESOME! It’s like I was actually right there in her living room!… but I wasn’t… ‘cause that’d be creepy!

I can think of a lot of guys who would love to see Vanna in their living rooms. And I know of at least one person, who would be thrilled out of his skull to see Pat there: Ed Grimley (anyone?)

where?

Vanna is still is a hottie…

That’s the deluxe version that comes with celebrities only available on Amazon for Prime members.

That’s like Z-list Pat and Vana copycats

Vanna would scream at this depiction.