B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 08, 2022

Hucksters

A stone-age camera?

Not entirely, they can still deliver the top of the news.

If the top keeps spinning, that means it’s all a dream.

So true that “spin” has made some news sources unreliable and worthless.

This is brilliant.

That could be a rotary engine. Now just invent the car to put around the rotary engine, and your fortune is made.

If only …

That reminds me…whatever happened to the Spin Doctors?

Probably began when the early cave people tried to explain the cause behind all those dinosaur bones.

And it just keeps ‘circling back’!

Every newsroom has a centrifuge.

The top is just as entertaining. But less expensive.

Spinning endlessly and going nowhere. Yup, fox news, you’re fired.

That’s what happened to CNN and MSNBC right along with the New York Times and Washington Post. They lied so much they couldn’t keep up with them.

What the He-1 is CNN doing these days, since they stopped reporting news years ago, no longer have an audience, and finally divested themselves of some of their worst sleezes? Have the new owners picked a mission statement yet?

If that top really keeps spinning, I’d take it to the paten office. You have just created the perpetual motion machine, the laws of physics be damned.

Nobody watches anymore, because no one is trusted. It’s a much different world than when I was going up.

/can you imagine such a scene kike this"