Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 21, 2022

Never mind the fruit. How about a pointed stick?

Sounds like an episode of LANCELOT LINK!

Don’t worry Satchel, it’s already loaded. Hit Monkey!! HEHEE.

I can’t figure out who created Hit Monkey, Marvel or Conley. They both came up with it in 2010.

This has left its Marx, as they launch into a rousing rendition of “I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts”.

There actually is a Marvel character called Hit-Monkey nowadays. Yes, it is true. You can look it up if you wish.

Satchel, Mr. Gullible!

I wonder if the banana gun works on the Omni Hotels & Resorts ad?

“I ain’t fallin’ for no banana up the tailpipe….”

Covid-19, Monkey Pox, Don’t Look Up.

Now we need to know how to defend ourselves against an assassin with a banana.

coincidental that monkeypox is ongoing now

Hey Satch, I bet you can´t insert that banana in Bucky.

I sincerely hope there’s no way to load the banana gun. Uzing real guns on movie sets is insane.

That’s just disturbing…

Poor, poor Satchel. It’s no wonder how and why Bucky takes advantage of him and says what he says to him because Satchel is totally and completely clueless! But in real life some people act that way on purpose to protect themselves.

Another reason to avoid ill-tempered lemurs.

The next storyline should be about Bucky attempting to sue Marvel for stealing his idea.

Satchel makes a cute monkey!

And he’s holding backwards.

Many a rogue has assured a too trusting female not to worry, their banana gun isn’t loaded…

Satch is built more like an Orangutan than a monkey.

How to defend yourself against fruit! (Maybe 45 needs to watch this too?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4PZXuk3TsM&t=11s

SATCHEL, NO.

Go ahead and produce it, Bucky. Upload it to YouTube and it’ll probably go viral!

“Your banana or your life.” Reminds me of the Killer Bees on SNL breaking into the couple’s house and demanding “Give us your pollen!”.

I don’t find this movie ape peel ing at all

Ah, those manuals make for some great reading ‘’making with hammer to bolt fix’’

I liked Trunk Monkey — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8iAVwt_Yc