Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 20, 2022

Most " smart phones " don’t do well in the wet.

As for finding her, they have two dogs. Tell them to go fetch.

Danae with a positive attitude? C’mon, man, try something realistic, like the Island of No News, or Lars the UFO guy, or Cap’n Eddie on the Moon. But don’t ask us to swallow the totally impossible.

And no lesson learned

The legend of the swamp girl is about to start

That kid needs to meet Calvin. The two could destroy the world!!!

Looks like Kate may win this game…

Maybe she’ll meet the Neidert again.

How many times has she been lost in the woods? By now you would think she would know every inch of the woods.

I’d suggest she either loop Stan Rogers ‘Mary Ellen Carter’ or ‘Things Could Always Be Worse’ by the Therapy Sisters, but currently her phone isn’t playing any music.

i thought they lived in maine. how did she end up in missouri?

I’m thinking she’s about to become some legendary monster of the maine woods-it’s dark, she’s covered in slime etc. and someone will see her

just go to Google maps and … oh wait

Where is a horse when you need one?

Time for Jill to the rescue!

Send in Lucy!

What, no leeches, no mites, no mosquitos?

Difficult to carry a bag of rice with you when you run to hide.

Suddenly I stop

But I know it’s too late

I’m lost in a forest

All alone

The girl was never there

It’s always the same

I’m running towards nothing

Again and again and again and again

Winning isn’t everything

Where is one’s trusty horse when you need her? :)

From now on,her name is mud….

“Best survival skill is a positive attitude.”

Didn’t Major Anya Amasova first say that?

Danae, you’re lost in the woods from you very first thought every day.

I feel like I walked into an Edward Gorey drawing.

OMG! I hope she doesn’t run into the Wiley Bears! They are the only ones who could outsmart you!!!