In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 18, 2022

You can’t take it with you anyway dude. Ditch the backpack.

I’ll bring my mother-in-law. She’s clearly a bag…

This place is not the place it appears to be.

You can’t take anything with you into the real “Good Place”.

Must be a MLB game.

When in doubt…throw out!

I bet it’s full of casseroles.

Jesus Said:

Matthew 6:19 “Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust consume and where thieves break in and steal, 20 but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust[e] consumes and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also."

Security theater.

Can’t take it? ain’t going.

Leave your baggage at the gate.

Just try and wing it. :)

Unless dogs, cats other pets are allowed, I do not consider it heaven.

Dude, they told you can’t take it with you.

IF…,God is in there, he can see everything, no matter how you try to hide it….I don’t think this is THE place.

Just tell him to store it in the cloud.