Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 19, 2022

And we he does actually need help, he will probably end up using the remote instead of the medical alert device. Hopefully he will find something entertaining to watch while he suffers.

Help! I’m confused and I can’t find the remote (and I can’t get up)!"

Oooh I hope he doesn’t fall down some door threshold

I think I am morphing into Oldbot.

‘SOMETIMES’?!?!

And now they’re wondering why the airlock hatch keeps opening and closing for no apparent reason.

I can relate to Oldbot. I’m Oldbutt.

My mother, when she was alive, had an “I’ve fallen and can’t get up” necklace button.

One day I came by to visit and she had something like a watch without a face on her wrist. I asked her where she got it and she replied that she thought a workman had left it in her room.

I realized it was a replacement for the necklace. The problem was, whenever she fell, she forgot about it and just waited for a caregiver to come by. (She had dementia.)

If you’re relying on Dr Mel for help in an emergency, you’re in trouble!

What exactly is Oldbot’s function aboard the R.U. Sirius?