Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 19, 2022

If you don’t want to be spoiled, never watch the movie in the first place. You know it’s going to spoil it for you as soon as you see the scene.

Lots of shooting that Phoebe is talking about.

oops… unintentional spoiler

I very seldom spoil movie moments for friends because it’s been YEARS since I actually watched one. (And even pre-pandemic, we only went once or twice a year).

A lot of the movies I watch are from the first half of the 20th century so it really doesn’t matter.

Pew,pew,pew? I’m with Marigold tell me more!

Pew pew pew. This reeks!

1 of 2, or Peter Quill had the super soldier serum in that universe, or someone is using the Hand Cannon from “Dead Space 2”.

I thought Captain Blaster was doing the shooting.

Is this another case of gender changing an established franchise?

So is Captain an actual military rank, or is it, like, ceremonial and stuff?

Marigold could contact the Pew Research Center to see if any polls were conducted asking people how they believe the story should end.

Cliched and derivative … Phoebe is writing a comic book!!

Nice expressions.

Did you hear about the skunk who went to church? All the other animals left him alone in his own pew.

Phoebe can have a way to make these no expressions easier. She can ask Marigold to binge hours of stuff Phoebe wants to spoil for her. Or Mari with her extra time- which she has lots of- can watch and listen to endless Pastel Unicorns! HURRAH!

phoebe is cute.

If you tell it right, it’s not a spoiler, it’s a preview. Like those shows that show you the best parts of the clips that will be shown “after these commercials…” Grrrrr.