Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 18, 2022

Vocals and percussion!

They make your heart beat faster!

It never did me any good. But then, I played classical.

A classic rock band.

Feature act at the Junos Awards Show Sunday night.

Next thing, they get all worked up and throw their leopard skins at the band.

… especially rock musicians (like the one in the middle).

One musician short of the Beatles.

Their nostrils.

Nairobi Trio, the early years.

Keep on rockin’!!!

Ok…I’ll tie all 3 musicians together…it’s the Rolling Stones meeting Styx, playing Bad to the Bone.

Rhythm, obviously.

They go by the ole saying…EXPRESS YOUR SELVES…

The Rolling Stones in their early days

Indeed. Steven Tyler was so ugly, his first band made him the drummer so he would be in the background and not scare away the chicks. Google the women he’s been with.

“I should have learned to play that sick. I should have learned to play that rock. Get your Money for nothing and your cave women for free.”

You guys need a gimmick. I know, paint yourselves blue…

The older music was better.

Those aren’t musicians – those are drummers!

The first ever performance of “The Longest Time”

Beats the hell out of me years ago we had decent-looking musicians playing real music, today we have trash making nothing but profane noise!

The original Stones. :)

The first ROCK band!

An all percussion group. Must be the forerunner to the Blue Man Group.

Which one is Mick Fleetwood’s ancestor?

I played the rocks in high school band!

Rock, paper, and scissors wasn’t good enough.

Get it on

Bang a stone

Get it on

Ooga, chucka, Ooga, chucka…I’m hooked on a feeling.